fatletic

A very large person that is curiuosly athletic. Often a professional athlete.

CC Sabathia may be big but he is totally fatletic.

by FunMom May 9, 2011

felted

To go broke in a poker game.
This word was coined by Phil Laak (the unabomber)back in the day when Lucky Chances Casino had a 10/20 NL HE game that
would go around the clock three days a week.

WTF P.O.S. hand could you have had there to get yourself
felted again?

by RAZEit April 7, 2007

felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

feeler bugs

Things that should not show up on Melissa's fucking Facebook!

Stop showing your feeler bugs all over my fucking Facebook.

by Professor Dick Down March 31, 2017

fete

a large, loud party

we throw a fete for the whole street

by TriniGirl December 5, 2002

Fatler

An overweight, mouth-breathing complainer who blames his/her weight problems on everything other than what likely is the true cause, which basically amounts to eating too much and sitting on their fat lazy asses all day.

Rodney: "Damn, look at dude goin' downtown on that triple whopper!..... WTF is up with the diet Coke though?""

Chris: "Meh, I see that shit everyday, typical fatler behavior.".

by Jlutius October 26, 2009

Fatler

A chubby, overweight or obese person. We all know a Fatler.

Elliot is such a Fatler!

Oh my god, he used to be well built, he's such a fatler now!

Look at the chins on that Fatler!

by scullydog March 27, 2013