Feta

A feminine male that is not quite metro.

He's a feta, he has female mannerisms.

by coyasun May 27, 2009

Feta Clunge

A female who is not attractive to the male, a woman out to seek men for sexual intercourse but is extremely unattractive and has been presumed to have a cheesy vaginal area.

Jack: Where were you last night?
Luke: I spent the night with that blonde girl.
Jack: Ahh no man that's sick, she was Feta Clunge.

by GaryArnold August 8, 2009

Feta Fishing

To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.

Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?

Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?

by Hesaid123 September 8, 2011

Feta Friends

Two females who are friends and are known to have smelly rotten flavored vaginas

Lisa and Kelly are hot but they're Feta Friends

by pimp daddy pat jr December 9, 2011

Feta skidmark

The stain left behind when a semen-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. Named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.

Emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. Clean yourself up.

by FettySkid December 19, 2015

devil's feta

Tonsil stones. The sickly sulfur-smelling, squishy, feta cheese-consistency blobs in the tonsils of a lot of people. These stones cause bad breath and other nasty problems. tonsils gross stones feta bad breath

Tim: "bro, I brush and floss religiously but my breath still stinks"

Bob: "have you checked for Devil's feta around your tonsils?" tonsils gross stones feta bad breath

by Dannytheman August 12, 2015

Feta-Bump

A word created as a way to describe the process of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum typically laced with fetynal.

Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.

by trollinghannah March 25, 2022