Festitude

Your attitude about a party or festivity

They are keeping close tabs on my festitude for Thanksgiving this year

by LeaBellz November 26, 2014

Festinate

To hurry or hasten to complete one's work, especially to meet a deadline.

One has not been a student if one has not had to festinate madly on a project at one point or another

Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days

by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017

Dick Destitute

Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'

Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."

by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013

independently destitute

Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.

What does Bottom do for a living?
Nothing, man. He’s independently destitute.

by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009

Fagstitute

A homosexual prostitute or promiscuous person.

Dude did you hear Ronnie shlobbed both Joe AND Luke's nobs in the locker room? He's such a fagstitute.

The operator of a glory hole is more than likely a fagstitute.

by locutusofdouche December 6, 2011

Frostitute

Someone who loves frosting and baked goods almost as much as sex and has contimplatated selling themselves for some.

I'm such a Frostitute for that new bakery on 12th!

by Cake Decorator July 26, 2021

frostitute

a person who performs sexual acts in exchange for meth or crack also crackwhore

she sucks dick for meth, frostitute

by shadow61 October 12, 2011