fessed

Mid 90s slang (NYC). Usually in reference to someone's moment of embarrassment or getting "punked out".

Did you hear about Julio? He got fessed by Jose in front of the Bodega.

by Perandor April 15, 2014

fess

F*cking mess. When you can't get your life together and when you have lost control all together.

ZOMG! Collette is such a fess! She forgot about class and didn't finish her project!

by natasha+dr.fupa November 28, 2007

fess

to lie, to be untruthful, to bullshit someone

What I'm fessin'?
I fess not

by David Lowell August 25, 2006

fess

To be a no show. To miss an appointment without any explanation or apology.

Didn’t I tell you to leave flavor flav alone knock-a
A clock on my chest proves I don’t fess
I’m a clock-a, rock-a rockin’ wit-da-rest
Public Enemy Lyrics

I like the way they look I like the way they dress.
I'd ask one to White Castle but I know that she'd fess.
Bugout Society Lyrics

by Bill Florio August 7, 2005

Fess

Another meaning for booty

I love to eat the fess. I'll eat it like groceries!

by Duckslaya1996 September 14, 2015

fess

another word for fuck - oh my fess! gets u in less trouble except when ur sister tells ur mum it's a reeealy bad word and it's now banned in ur house.

oh my fess!
where the fess is tomg/chai?

by stef! June 21, 2004

fess up

to admit the truth, confess

Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2009