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frapple jacks

when you masterbate into your girlfriend cereal and have her eat it
I gave my girl friend a bowl of frapple jacks this morning
by Rinuji October 14, 2013
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Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg
"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"
by el reeko January 14, 2010
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FrappleSmack

A Terrible thing that two gay lovers do together where one male inserts his DING DONG SLONG into another mans ear and cums violently until the other man's brain is effect by it leading to his death.
My Friend Nate likes to FrappleSmack random guys he meets.
by Germanic November 10, 2012
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Frapplestack

The feeling that something is crawling on you until you touch it.
After spotting the cobwebs on my ceiling I swear a frapplestack of spiders was on me.
by Cerrinos September 15, 2011
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fwapples

extreamly cute and adorable, someone you like to be near, someone you like allot
"my fwapples is comeing."
"hello fwapples, how are you?"
by Amanda Whipple December 10, 2008
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Frapple

A rum (preferably spiced) and apple juice with a squeeze of fresh lime.
"I'll have a frapple please"

'What's a frapple?'

"A Fucking Rum and Apple."
by Mais-dawg November 29, 2015
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Frappled

Describes the genuine confusion expressed when someone does something that makes no sense to at least 3 people.
*In a group of 5 friends*
Friend 1: Y'all be grippin' da yoyo like tay
Friends 2 - 5: You just frappled us bro
by etheybog September 27, 2023
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