feng shui

the energy and lifeflow given off by the way things are positioned in certain enviroments , in other words a load of supersticious chinese shite!

"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"

by Brian March 6, 2003

feng shui

~slang~
1.term used to describe the action of male ejaculation.
2. term used to describe a sexual act

~I just feng shui'd your mom!!
~You sick bastard you feng shui'd on my dog!!
~Im' gonna feng shui you in the mouth!!

by Devistating D January 27, 2005

Feng shui

Like déjà vu but gayer.

Man i’m feeling some major Feng shui right now.

by brokemon May 9, 2018

Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.

Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

feng shui

ally and ellie

ally and ellie are so feng shui whilst cleaning hannah’s room

by ellie who better than jd February 14, 2021

Feng shui

The ancient oriental art of extracting money from the gullible.

"I hired the feng shui expert recommended by that influencer on Twitface, and all he did was charge me £500 then take away all my furniture."

by Beermat April 28, 2025

feng-shui for your vagina

Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".

That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.

by Robert Fonda February 4, 2008