feng shui

Used as a verb to describe the movement of an object or idea from one place to another, ostensibly to improve it, or its surroundings in some way.

I wasn't able to sleep until I feng shuied the couch onto its end.

Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?

by divine.deletia January 11, 2006

feng shui

the energy and lifeflow given off by the way things are positioned in certain enviroments , in other words a load of supersticious chinese shite!

"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"

by Brian March 6, 2003

feng shui

~slang~
1.term used to describe the action of male ejaculation.
2. term used to describe a sexual act

~I just feng shui'd your mom!!
~You sick bastard you feng shui'd on my dog!!
~Im' gonna feng shui you in the mouth!!

by Devistating D January 27, 2005

hillbilly feng shui

The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.

"The flat bed is ready to unload at Bubba's yard,prepare for the hillbilly feng shui."

by S. Chamberlain March 16, 2007

Facebook Feng Shui

The Facebook art or practice of eliminating toxicity on your friends list and news feed while keeping the most uplifting friends and positive posts to show up.

"Hey, why aren't you Facebook friends with Julio anymore?"
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."

"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."

"Yes. I know."

by merrifengshui August 30, 2012

Feng shui constipation

Feng shui

Feng
Redecorating

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

Ghetto feng shui

Leaving an object where you last used/had it.

I'm not a slob, I practice ghetto feng shui.

by Bitch9 August 25, 2014