femalegating

the act of a woman driving at high speed while applying cosmetics, specifically when she is so close to the vehicle ahead that its driver can discern the specifics (e.g., brand name and color) of said cosmetics by simply reading them off their packaging (backwards, of course) as seen from their reflection in his or her rear view mirror. (A portmanteau of "female" an "tailgating.")

Damn near got run over this morning by a chick putting on mascara from behind the wheel. She was so close I could see it was Cover Girl Lashblast Fusion, in a big-ass purble bottle. Bitch was femalegating!!!

by Octopus Knight October 5, 2016

femaletry

When a female is making you understand her train of thought

You cant understand the femaletry I just blessed you with

by Cheesedot November 23, 2019

femaleman

the mailman exept it's a girl/woman

the femaleman gave us a package today

by Define My Ass 00 August 26, 2022

FemaleMan

A mail delivery person who happens to be a woman.

The FemaleMan delivered the mail today.

by anonymous October 22, 2022

femaler

word created by izi prime that is another word for female

*Woman joins vc call with guys*
“Oh shit, a femaler just joined”

by keshiroo February 7, 2023

femaleliamandwillphobia

An irrational fear of the female versions of Liam and Will.

Oh gosh, my femaleliamandwillphobia is kicking in!

by GamersChance March 16, 2024

_offical..femalepreston_

_offical..femalepreston_ Is the best!

Did you see _offical..femalepreston_ new video it’s awesome!

by Lolzchill June 30, 2021