felstead

Slang for dick

wow i like nathan's felstead

by omgwow33 April 2, 2016

Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble

A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.

Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....

by James Thacker June 23, 2006

feasted

when a man eats out the womens vigina or when he licks and sucks the rim of the anus

I feasted last night and she was into it.

by Ryan Caldwell April 15, 2014

felted

1. Derived from poker slang, it means one is completely down on his luck. No money, no love-life, nothing. Bottom of the barrel. Nothing to live for.

2. To get injured badly or killed, usually in an unlucky accident.

I'm trying to pay my bills, but it's tough when you're felted.

Did you hear? Rom got felted by a school bus this morning.

by fred vegas March 7, 2009

Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up

"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"

by k?d47 February 1, 2019

Flested

An abbreviation or faster way to say flat-chested, a girl with ridiculously small boobs, or no boobs at all.

Man, that chick was hot, but I couldn't do her. She's way too flested.

by Mollah Higherz August 15, 2009

Feleted

To be dumped whilst in the middle of giving or receiving felatio

"Oh man, you are GOOD! But I can't be with you anymore. You're feleted.

by Schwez October 16, 2012