feed the cat

An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.

by Tlai May 15, 2006

feed the cats

A phrase used in place of vomiting.

She got so drunk, she was feeding the cats all night.

by Alissa August 21, 2003

feeding the cat

See masturbation.

Dude, Peter was feeding the cat for 2 days straight about a week ago. He called me from the emergency room to tell me he was okay.

by johnoneoneseven February 25, 2011

feed the cats

Using feeding the cats as an excuse to leave and go masturbate at home

Hey ummm guys I gotta go home and feed the cats

by Dj damrow September 25, 2007

feed the cat

Female masturbation.

- Brb gotta feed the cat.
- Back, my hands smell like fish now.
- Do your cats like fish?
- No I... never mind.

by Elmosus March 18, 2009

Feed the Cat

When you shove a muffin in a girl's pussy and then eat it.

Hey babe, wanna try something new tonight?
Sure, what is it?
I want to feed the cat

by Snipes888 May 25, 2018

feed the cat

Used when you've done something awesome today.

Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.

by jadefyre// January 20, 2009