fedex

the incompitent carrier

fedex next day delivery thursday, no show, friday no show, monday no show

by masskr January 11, 2010

FedEx

A bitch with World Wide Delivery meaning she fucks everyone.

Damn! That girl is FedEx...She fucks everybody.

by NLT February 18, 2008

FedEx

<verb>

FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.

If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"

George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.

by Dave April 19, 2005

FedEx

Largest worldwide freight service. Operates an airborne fleet of 727s, DC-10s, MD-11s, A300s, A310s, and Cessna C210s.

Expensive too.

by yo mama July 20, 2003

FedEx

K Feds current label. The only person probably in the entire world who didn't see this coming was him.

FedEx has been moping and lying since the divorce, NOT like before the divorce

by SOLofSLC November 14, 2006

FedEx

the world ontime, guaranteed

You're so FedEx, it's remarkable!

by Rancho Ron May 1, 2003

FedEx

where a lot of hot sexy young guys work at.

yo i love those fine ass fedex guys.

by jackson, j May 15, 2006