FedEx

where a lot of hot sexy young guys work at.

yo i love those fine ass fedex guys.

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

FedEx

How we refer to Britney Spear's ex--Keven Federline

"Must feel so bad for Britney Spears right now."

"I know, can't believe what went down with FedEx

by randomness-rocks June 5, 2009

fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

fedex

the incompitent carrier

fedex next day delivery thursday, no show, friday no show, monday no show

by masskr January 11, 2010

Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately

You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!

by Dave April 19, 2005

Fedex

a shitty service, if they see that you have a nice thing inside a package such as a cool $500 cell phone, they just take it and say it was lost during shipping...

Hey did you hear that fedex liked bob's dildo that he bought from a website, so they took it and claimed it was lost during shipping?

by Levon5100 January 6, 2004

Fedexable

A well put together package. As in a smoke show.

That girl that just finished her workout is totally Fedexable.

by Sspark07 June 27, 2013