FecalBate

The act of lovingly touching your Cock, Ass, Tits and Bits With either your own or somebody Elses left over poop. In some parts of the country such as Maine where fecalbation is still being frowned upon it is secretly known as brown sticking
Human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.

One might say something like Sorry I'm late for work Andy! I had to take a shit so bad! It was soft like i like.. so... I took a minute to Fecalbate you know,... to clear my mind.
Or hey Chef Deryck thanks for not flushing, I totally used your shit to Fecalbate I just had to get one off! What did you eat last night?
People who Fecalbate also commonly StinkPalm people on a regular basis. Express your selves for Christs sake people! Its just poop

Its allot like Masturbation with poop.

by Fredericoplays May 17, 2007

fecalfreek

A person who eats shit. turdmuncher,shitgobbler

That guy Mason is a real fecalfreek. I saw him eating a piece of some guys shit.
He said it didnt have much taste, but that it was kind of soft."It was only a small piece"

by HCH December 18, 2005

Fecalated

The act of releasing your bowels on your partner during sexual intercourse

It was a orgasmic feeling as he fecalated all over his partner mid climax. The mess afterwards wasn't as enjoyable though.

by nsfwmutt September 15, 2019

Fecal face

A person with a face covered in doo-doo stinkies. Someone who enjoys the dirty sanchez/Hot Karl.

That girl I met at the bar last night was a REAL fecal face, if you know what I mean.

by Fck yo couch! January 14, 2008

Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021

Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.

"Hey fecal face! Fuck you!"

by __________Sprout January 5, 2024

fecalfication

the act of releasing fecal matter from your anus.

wow i just experienced fecalfication and it was good.

by davidree August 18, 2009