February 13

Person 1. "It's February 13th today."

Cool Person. "OMFG TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!"

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2/13

The day on which you must listen to "213" by Slayer

If you do not, you will be forced to by Divine Intervention.

Tom: "Yo bro it's finally February 13"
Jeffrey: "Awesome, I can play 213 on repeat and nobody can stop me"

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NATIONAL HUG YOUR GF DAY. YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

Joe:let’s hug
Rebecca: why
Joe: it’s national hug your gf day because it’s February 13

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Let’s fuck since it’s the February 13

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SURPRISE YOUR FRIENDS WITH SUDDEN THINGS LIKE ACT LIKE A COW, HUG THEM WITHOUT THEM KNOWING, PRANK THEM!!!

February 13 by Monkey_Me February 12, 2020

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A boy have to give a girl their hoody day...

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A day when you get to hit your short friend if you missed February 12.

ITS FEBRUARY 13 ◡̈

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