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Ferreting

1.) Cuddling that is incredibly comfortable although may appear odd to outside viewers

2.) To cuddle, only in a fashion that resembles how ferrets lay and sleep: bundled over one another. A very comfortable way to cuddle with a significant other
A: What did you do last night?

B: Oh, me and my girlfriend just laid on the couch together. I was lazy so just laid over her and we ended up just falling asleep

A: Oh yea, ferreting is nice.
by Dr Blitzbeine November 7, 2010
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ferreting

Ferreting is derived from the use of ferrets in hunting With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes. The term has evolved into a sexual context where two or more males “ferret” an unsuspecting “rabbit burrow” (female) often referred to as “the rabbit”. In the context of hunting one puts a ferret into each hole and leaving one hole available to observe and capture the discharge. To truly perform the act of ferreting one must not have washed for a good few days the participant’s skin must be rife with all the sweat, grit and revolting bodily odours that make a man a man.
ferreting has been carried out in many famous rabbit warrens including: paris hilton, katie price and watership down
by ferreter September 5, 2011
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frebrezing

A morally justified act of extingishing a foul smelling odor of the vaginal area. Accomplished by forcibly holding down(with force of pillow) and spraying frebreze into the crotch.
Forrest, Layton, and Schuyler did Trevor, Lizzies boyfriend, a great favor by holding her down and frebrezing her in the crotch.
by schuyler wilkins April 10, 2009
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febreezing a trashcan

An idiom describing an unpleasant activity that someone pretends is tolerable for the sake of productivity.
"Julia tried to put on a kind face, but everyone knew how she truly felt about the situation; she may as well have been febreezing a trashcan."
by TwinInDisguise May 24, 2018
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Ferreting

Manovering round a night club or similar establishment, placing stickers of your face on girls breats.

A popular challenge for a stag on his last night of Freedom.

Technique: Pat Pat Grope
Dave had a good night Ferreting last night. Everywhere I turned there were ladies sporting his face on their ferrets.
by colonelburnell May 23, 2010
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ferreting

A game gay males play buy letting ferrets run up their ass.
YO you seen VW today ? I bet that gay bastard is ferreting one of his rats agin.
by skawtA November 27, 2007
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febreezing

v. after sex to mask the odor of sweat and vagina you break wind.
i was febreezing that shit because it smelled like two mice fucking in a wool sock
by Joe987639475 November 2, 2011
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