Pronounced Fo'mosexual
Directly regarding a straight man who parties at Gay clubs acting Gayly in hopes of going home with a woman who thinks he's never had sex with a woman before.
Directly regarding a straight man who parties at Gay clubs acting Gayly in hopes of going home with a woman who thinks he's never had sex with a woman before.
Carrie: "Last night I turned a gay man straight." "He couldn't resist my sexuality."
Beth: " Girl, you just got 'GOT' by a Feauxmosexual."
Beth: " Girl, you just got 'GOT' by a Feauxmosexual."
by Cochise's Lounge June 17, 2008
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Lee: Hey Bryan, check out this Lil Wayne mix tape.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.
Bryan: Yo B I like dis, it b fresh and I lovin' the beats they sampling. Real ill son.
Lee: Bryan, stop with the fauxbonics, we all knew you grew up on a farm.
by PimpGangstaPoet April 15, 2009
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A combination of the words "faux" and "hobo" - a person of sound financial means, whether by their own employment of outside funds, who chooses to take on the appearance and level of hygiene of a vagrant or otherwise homeless individual.
"That outdoor music festival was a total fauxbo convention."
"This used to be a decent coffee shop before it was overtaken by fauxbos."
"That fauxbo deeps his iPhone lodged in his dreadlocked beard."
"This used to be a decent coffee shop before it was overtaken by fauxbos."
"That fauxbo deeps his iPhone lodged in his dreadlocked beard."
by OkieHebrew June 12, 2014
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Jimmy let out a loud sneeze on the train before announcing to the crowd 'I probably have Ebola you know' but in reality he was just suffering from fauxbola.
by Maryjade October 28, 2014
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Wow, that guy in the Porsche with the flannel plaid shirt, horn-rimmed glasses, torn jeans, and beaten-up converse tennis shoes is such a fauxbo.
by Nessy11 December 29, 2010
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Char'Donay Ramone isn't a real person, its a fauxbook, Chris made her up so he'd have more help for his hotel on Hotel City.
by OprahWINfree May 21, 2010
Get the Fauxbook mug."Jonathan" was so fauxboyantly pleased with his new smart phone after his theatrical phone smashing party trick, he raced off in his fancy car, but he was soon sulking as he couldn't afford to pay for them... Poor boy.
by Leisure Bay November 1, 2013
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