Fluncle

An uncle who is a total failure at life and generally a total fuck up.

I'm sorry he was drunk and talking about DIY abortion, but my fluncle Chip is like this all the time.

by x BILKO x September 19, 2016

funcle

a funcle is a fun uncle.

Funcles contract syphillis more than regular uncles

by seanscape September 2, 2005

Funcle

That one uncle that you have that is a little..TOO funky. Funky + Uncle = Funcle.

Some kid: "Hey, why can't you come to my party?"
You: "My funcle is in town..you know what that means."
Some kid: "SHOOT!"

by Marsh to the All August 5, 2010

Fruncle

A friend of the family that has taken on the role of the uncle.

Yo you see Matty G. he's my daughter's Fruncle .

by X-Ray87 May 24, 2016

Funcle Brett

single man with no children who smells like funky cheeses

funcle Brett is here, I haven't seen him yet but I can smell him

by Ferrari Papi September 30, 2017

funcled

When your uncle takes you down to his basement and shows you a good time and teaches you the art of the penis.

Niko was funcled by Joe.

by Nego the Negro October 1, 2020

Funcle

When your mum fucks your uncle thus, Funcle.

Chantal has funcle baby syndrome, her mum and uncle of bumped uglies.

by bobmarty December 28, 2022