favretirement

a form of semi-retirement, often characterized by weeks or months of waiting, waffling, wondering, and worriment; common characteristics also include lying, dissembling, persecution complexes, backbiting, media circuses, and incessant complaining about one's treatment at the hands of those one has favretired from, or is contemplating un-favretiring to join; may be caused by an excessive need or desire to have one's ego stroked and the belief that one is deserving of worship, adulation, and much ass-kissing by others, though ironically, the resultant behavior usually results in a significant cost to the reputation of the favretiree.

That guy Brent in accounting is driving me insane; one day he's retired, then he's not, then he's injured his bicep muscle and has to wait to see if it heals enough for him to be able to punch keys on his calculator -- I wish he'd make up his mind and end this favretirement already.

by TheBaxter July 28, 2009

Favretastic

Reffering to the future Hall of Fame Quarterback Brett Favre. Descriping someone doing something really astounding. Expressing higher than normal amazingness.

Man, did you see that guy do that Keg stand? That was Favretastic!!!!

by Chiropractor Man 72 February 4, 2010

favoritis

You screwed someone over too many times. Your a bitch.

Sorry Monty, I have favoritis and I can't come in tonight.

by LeviJackson December 22, 2018

favreritism

when an NFL team with a questionable quarterback simply waits for Brett Favre to come out of retirement again, where he will automatically be given the starting position.

Tarvaris Jackson was set to be the starting quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings, but is now second string due to favreritism from the front office.

by thung226 August 18, 2009

favoritist

A person who shows favoritism

My boss is a favoritist - he likes some employees better than others.

by ExcellentShine7175 October 6, 2019

Fartitis

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

by KoolKritter May 31, 2022

fairitism

a minor virus that last about 3 weeks causing a human to become extremely excited to go the youth fair

The girl had fairitism for having to wait so much for the first day of the youth fair.

by katie 'KiKi April 7, 2008