fauxcation line

When a guy tells a girl that he's taking the summer off from working with some company, when he is actually unemployed.

Duder 1: "What did you tell that fine bitch at the club last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude I told her I was taking the summer off from MS."

Duder 1: "Wow dude, you gave her the old fauxcation line? Damn, you better hope she doesn't find out your ass in unemployed and broke son!"

by westfalia December 22, 2009

fauxmotional

The act of being falsely emotional. I.E. being over dramatic or putting up a mask of emotions.

1."I was so tired of Jared's BS during English. He was being so fauxmotional!"

2.
Devon: Why do you have to act like that. Everyone knows you're not really upset.

Shaina: Dude! I AM serious! I was deeply offended!

Devon: Quit being so fauxmotional!

by IndianaJew January 14, 2009

fauxmoticon

An emoticon used in a message where the sender does not truly feel the emotion referenced

Katie doesn't really feel that way, that was just a fauxmoticon in that message!

by JJJingleheimerschmidt April 26, 2016

Fauxvation

To give fake, sarcastic or insincere acknowledgement or applause.

Our Principle made us attend another lame rally for the pep squad so we gave them a standing fauxvation.

by Spurl October 19, 2011

Fauxcation

A Fauxcation (or Faux-cation) is when you are taking vacation days off from work, but definately not doing vaction-like activities (e.g., moving, painting, yard work, etc.). It's like a 'staycation' with a honey do list!

I helped my mother-in-law move in into her reitrement home while I was on fauxcation.

by ALoJax August 12, 2009

fauxmotional

When a person shows fake emotion. Often shown in social work, or with that one overdramatic person.

That girl was getting so fauxmotional over nothing.

by indyguy2062 April 12, 2010

fauxcation

A fake vacation from work. Time spent doing work away from the office...under the facade of a vacation.

She claimed she was taking a one week hiatus to St. Maarten with the girls, but Ngozi turned the trip into a total fauxcation. She called clients on her Blackberry during massages and checked her e-mail while "lounging" on the beach.

by Chichia December 29, 2008