fartberry

a person who seems like a very nice person, all sweet and fresh, like a berry. then you get to know them, and it turns out they are extremely nasty, like a big wet fart.

She is a fartberry, because she seemed very nice. then i started to talk to her, and she was a fucking ass.

by [that ninjette] December 19, 2008

Carbon Fauxber

Cheap plastic used to resemble carbon fiber in an attempt to push a product (ie Suzuki motorcycle) upmarket, but in reality alerting the attentive consumer to the fact that said product will in fact, upon first attempted use reveal a fairly high Velveeta content.

"Awsome ride dude, it must be really light, hence fast, with all that Carbon Fiber."

"If only. It's really Carbon Fauxber, made from the cheapest plastic know to humanity, impossible to keep clean or paint, plus it looks crappy and suggests inherently bad design"

by Strominrominator November 18, 2011

Fauxber

A portmanteau of faux and sober to refer to someone who is so drunk they think they are perfectly sober.

Did you see Kelli last night? She was drunk of her ass at her house, but felt that she was fine to drive herself home! She was so fauxber!

by DuchessOfSaoPaulo October 31, 2010

Furberry

Any designer label especially really expensive ones that are knock offs. You then change the first letter of the label name or if the brand has two names ( i.e Louis Vutton) then change the first letter in the second part of it. So instead of Gucci it would be Fucci meaning fake ass Gucci or Louis Futon

Damn son ! Why u buy them Fucci shades at that vender on the street! You could have gotten the real deal at my homies store!
(Friend replys back) what the hell is Fucci!?

(You) Fucci means fake ass Gucci son!

Examples: Furberry = Burburry

Louis Vutton=Louis Futton

Gucci= Fucci

Nike= Fike

Reebok= Feebok

Louie Futon= Louis Vutton

by Mikey Lookout July 8, 2009

fauxber

The act of pretending to be sober in the presence of authority when, in fact, you're shitfaced.

When we heard campus security outside the door we fauxbered up real quick, and hid the bottles under my bed.

by lady brown February 26, 2008

fauxtercycle

A scooter or low-end motorcycle, usually referred to in relation to the overzealous asshole driving it as if it were a real bike.

Look at that idiot cutting lanes on his fauxtercycle!

by LiteralMisuse January 9, 2019

Fatberry

When someone's fingers are too fat to press the small buttons on their blackberry.

Aye man but hes too much of a Fatberry.

by Jonntheguywith2NN's August 21, 2010