fauceting

Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)

Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?"
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."

by interesting words February 10, 2015

Siamese Faucet

A Way to annoy someone called josh

Josh go Google a Siamese Faucet

by Little_Lilly August 17, 2018

Gary Faucett

A legend probbably you dad but your mom is to ashamed to say it "I know he is mine said J**** K***

Gary Faucett is such a legend

by Beef on my tits March 12, 2019

Hot faucet

Diarrhea that is so bad that it feels like a hot faucet running out of your ass.

I ate some spicy tacos and now my ass is like a hot faucet!!

by SatchJR May 28, 2006

fauce

complete and utter swag.

yo dude check out the new kicks!!
shit bro those are fauce
thanks g

by hotdogwater69 February 24, 2021

Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.

"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"

by Frau Faux June 25, 2008

[fancer]

"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you

Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"

by AKens6791 January 17, 2009