A rude gentleman, often clothed in top hat and monacle, produced by buckfast tonic wine intoxication
man i had a bottle of b last night and fatfartso hit the town in a big way, think i killed a guy, with a trident.
by fatfartso March 12, 2008
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Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.
Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.
"Oh god he spent six moths planning his one-week inter-rail trip to include that organic feta cheese factory. He was so keen to tell everyone how cheap it was, all his friends went first-class to New York instead. Even so he said the solitude of travelling made it all the better. Such a faffarse"
by AndyOC November 24, 2014
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Get the FatFarmer mug.The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.
MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.
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Get the trumpet fanfare mug.Type of wet fart. For it to be call a fafard, it has to smell like mustard. The capacity of doing a fafard is acquired the day you become 29 years old.
-Aww shit. I think i just had a fafard.
-Definitely smells like mustard. I'm getting a henson just smelling it!
-Definitely smells like mustard. I'm getting a henson just smelling it!
by Dr Zika November 22, 2021
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Get the WoodSplitter Fanfare mug.A sexual act where you hum the beginning of the song "Victory Fanfare" into a sleeping persons ear, waking them up. Once finished the jingle, you ejaculate on the person and surrounding objects.
Bonus points if you throw rice or confetti after you have finished
Bonus points if you throw rice or confetti after you have finished
by ntnearing July 28, 2011
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