A person, typically seen in and around malls (and WalMarts) in the suburban United States, so obese that they "earn" a handicapped permit for their car, and the parking privileges that come with it, at the expense of the truly challenged. Fattycapped people often get around in motorized wheelchairs likely paid for by health insurance because they are so huge they can no longer walk. This "disease" is often blamed on "genetics," yet is rarely seen outside the US where all genetic types are represented.
"Look at that poor person in the wheelchair pre-boarding the airplane."
"Don't feel sorry for her, she's fattycapped. See? She just got out of the chair and is walking down the aisle where she will get two seats for the price of one."
"Don't feel sorry for her, she's fattycapped. See? She just got out of the chair and is walking down the aisle where she will get two seats for the price of one."
by PiDaddy January 1, 2009
Get the fattycapped mug.When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009
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These cakes are fartcakes!
by Danielle V October 20, 2008
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by Donna Luise October 24, 2008
Get the fartcakes mug.adj. Excessively rich, fattening, gluttonous, or unhealthy, often referring to food. Also, the feeling one has after consuming such food. Fattycatty can be used as both a positive and a negative.
Negative-- wife: "Let's get a pizza for dinner tonight"
husband: "Nah, I'm feeling a bit fattycatty.
I had pizza yesterday and a philly cheesesteak
for lunch."
Positive-- "This philly cheesesteak is the bomb. It's fattycatty like a cheesesteak should be"
husband: "Nah, I'm feeling a bit fattycatty.
I had pizza yesterday and a philly cheesesteak
for lunch."
Positive-- "This philly cheesesteak is the bomb. It's fattycatty like a cheesesteak should be"
by ecduke June 10, 2010
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John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago
John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago
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