fatbucker

The act of intercourse with a large tub of lard.

Timmy buys a large tub of lard at the grocery store and has a sudden urge to use it. Timmy has become a fatbucker.

by pro-noun August 25, 2011

Flatbacker

A redneck hooker who lays on her back for a living . To make money

That small town had alot of flatbackers .

by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

fapjacket

A over sized jacket worn to conceal the crotch area used to cover up public masterbation

Dude I was bored in school today so I just jerked off in class cause I wore my fapjacket.

by fistpirate12 December 18, 2011

Famfacker

Like the female homewrecker, a man who preys on women of all relationship statuses who usually have children. He carefully chooses women who are awesome moms, attractive, and have big hearts because they are the ones who will always remember the pain he caused. He weaves himself into the circle and proceeds to fit right in as if he has always been a part of the family. The children enjoy his company and playfulness, and "I love you" is often exchanged between the man and woman, and the man and children. After the man has infected the family with his charm, love, and protection, and after he plants seeds of hopes and dreams, he fucks the family by showing them he was just faking.

Can you believe that Famfacker weaved himself into my family for years, pretending to love and care, and then
left like he didn't even know us!

by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018

Flapjackery

A term that describes any variety of homemade computer database application, especially when developed in Microsoft Access.

Run that guy through the Flapjackery and see if we've got anything on him.

by TaskForceMung March 16, 2008

fajuckered

Equal to saying fucked without swearing

You're all fajuckered.

by Cankers_Ore March 4, 2017

flatbacker

Someone who fucks their way to the top. On their flat back!

That whore is so stupid. There's no way she got her high paying position because of her brains. She is just a flatbacker.

by Dogofalljones May 16, 2017