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shut up you stupid fat-cow-armidillo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Blaze Hoskins December 14, 2009
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Fat Cow Disease

Fat Cow Disease- AS in Mad cow disease one generally loses the ability to remember and think clearly...In fat Cow disease one has an inability to not only think clearly but also perform simple functions such as wearing low rise jeans.

2. A sense of onself feeling lethargic, physically and mentally useless due to a sudden and unexplainable weight gain
Those blue jeans look like they should be on shamu! Judging by those jeans, she has fat cow disease!

2. Geez, I can't get up off the couch today and I can barely write my name. My fat cow disease is kicking in!
by Connie Etn February 3, 2010
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bessy the fat cow

is very gay and homophobic ❤️
oh ew your name is bessy the fat cow??? how thicc
by sandy christian best mom June 22, 2022
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fat masturbating cow

a girl that has an oval butt and is cow like
omg leah is such a fat masturbating cow.
by Matilda111 December 1, 2010
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Fat American Cow

A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.
Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.
by GreenTea2 April 26, 2011
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fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
(((((:
Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!
by thecool3stcrack3rs March 18, 2009
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Fat Super Cow of Ultimate Doom

A (FSCUD) is a large plumpy grotesque woman who unexplainably came into a position of some power over others and does not make good judgement calls. She tends to make the same mistakes on a daily basis and is oblivious to the fact that she is to blame. Any choice made by such person is usually flawed in some way. Anyone who knows a FSCUD has my sympothy.
I work with Kelly and she is the worst Fat Super Cow of Ultimate Doom I have ever seen. I just want to kill myself when I see her.
by TnaysFayjan January 16, 2010
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