fastest hands in the west

when your masturbating and someone walks in and you stop just as they open the door and they don t notice

damn he got the fastest hands in the west

by supasaiyand February 15, 2018

fastest man alive

do you mean banderita?

Fastest man alive = banderita

- Did you see fastestmanalive video?

- come on man , ofc i did.

by BanderitaFakeEdition July 24, 2019

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

worlds fastest golf cart

Plum Quicks "Tee Time".

1/8th mile drag race record holder for golf cart. Worlds fastest golf cart.

by rod sterling June 15, 2013

fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.

Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019

frusteresting

Something, or someone, that is very intriguing and yet at the same time very annoying.

1. The 11-car crash on the highway was very frusteresting to pass by on my way to work. I liked the carnage, but then I was late.

2. The sight of her thong as she bent over was frusteresting. I enjoyed the image, but I also happened to be wearing sweatpants. Shit!

by freakingluckymagictruth January 19, 2010