Fessle

Or Fessle-head. An unknowledgable person. Often confused with Fiddle-head.

You are such a Fessle.

by Jakeybaby September 1, 2008

Fansler

When someone performs such a hard core drum solo that the shirts on people in the audience rip off from their bodies and the words "Bitch yeah" are branded into their skin from the instense heat of rock.

"Dude, you see that concert last night! I heard it was insane!"
"Yeah, the drummer totally pulled a Fansler!"

by Death panther January 12, 2010

farsley

Farsley is a district of Leeds, West Yorkshire, 9 km (6 m) to the west of the city centre, and 6 km (4 m) east of Bradford.

It was mentioned in the Domesday Book as "Calverley -with-Farsley" in the 11th century.

I'm off t'New Inn down Farsley to get slashed

by e84 February 14, 2007

fassbender

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

by Klourklour October 16, 2012

Fissler

Verb. A minor sexual assault similar to groping or molesting, the act is usually carried out on a female by a male who has been a “friend” of hers some time. The act is usually a precursor to a more serious assault.

Girl 1: “I was out with Todd last night and he fisslered me, I feel abused.”
Girl 2: “That’s terrible! Maybe you should go to the police.”

by The Turnpike Architect February 15, 2009

O! Fassé

french for o face, used to describe an orgasm face in presence of authority figure without revealing what your saying. Used only sarcastically. Pronounced; Oh-fah-say (quickly)

in a fast tone Peter told Roy regarding the skinny whiny bitch: "O! Fassé" to which roy replied, "hohohoho" in his best smirky french laugh.

by B.King April 15, 2008

fassl

total BAMFS.

dude did you see those fassls walk by?
yeah man, those twins are damnnn fine.

by Matt Montag March 22, 2009