fastpitch softball

The best sport ever to play. A team of dedicated, tough, bas ass girls with great bodies. We're not all lesbians, some of us are very feminine outside of practice. It trakes grit and patience.

"Oh my god, those fastpitch softball girls are so hardcore they practice in the snow!"

by breezylhssoftball April 19, 2007

Fastpass

1. At Disney theme parks, they are tickets issued that act as a placeholder in the line. The ticket is issued with a one-hour time frame (i.e. 2:30pm - 3:30pm) later in the same day, at which point the ticket holder may return and enter a shorter line and therefore not spend as much time waiting.

2. In the opinion of many attractions cast members, watching over Fastpass distribution is the single worst part of their job.

When they got their Fastpass at Space Mountain, they decided to go to "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" in order to pass the time.

by amg May 2, 2003

fastpasshole

Someone who doesn't want to wait in line for an hour to ride a popular ride and instead gets a fast pass.

"omg, this line is taking forever!" "I know it seems like we've been waiting for half an hour already....." "Dude! That guy just comes over with his day pass and walks to the front of the line??!" "Yeah, what a fastpasshole...."

by The one that tells the truth January 20, 2015

fastposted

(v) When two members of an internet forum post identical or very similiar responses to a thread in very rapid succession. The poster whose response appears first is the fasposter, and the poster whose response appears second has been fastposted.

The fastposter is then entitled to mock whom he or she fastposted by pointing out the fastpost.

poster 1: Ms. Debbie is so fat
poster 2: Boy, that Ms. Debbie sure is fat
poster 1: Fastposted!!!
poster 2: I'm so ashamed.

by Boxcutta September 22, 2006

fastpants

Fighter Pilot slang for an anti-G suit. They are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of Hi G or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.

This is a DACT training sorte. Where are your fastpants?

by Rocket T. Man October 11, 2007

fastpass noob

Refers to visitors at any Disney Theme Park. Essentially either a disney visitor who doesn't use fastpasses or poorly organizes their schedule to result in the use of foolish fastpass decisions. Also for people who use fastpasses on rides where it is completely unnecessary, such as the stitch ride or any show.

Wow, look at those fastpass noobs. They just got a fastpass for buzz lightyear when it has a 10 minute wait and space mountain has a 60 minute wait.

by Rapta dude March 30, 2010

fastpass

Jimmy Valero's secret identity friends with the coon enemy of professor chaos and rival to Doctor Timothy.

Fastpass travel system is fully op op op good to go

by detirm April 27, 2020