Bored Fascination

When you are so bored, anything moving is interesting.

When John was taking a test, he he used the power of bored fascination to entertain himself with a ladybug

by ninjacow October 18, 2010

hobby fascination disorder

n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.

Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.

by alpha nfi December 27, 2008

operation fascination

a plan to make out with someone before the end of the night

So you choose Stew to succeed in operation fascination?

by libby! May 17, 2006

morebid fascination

An abnormal/unwholesome interest in watching people try to top each other with ever-increasing purchase-price offers at an auction.

In da 1935 Laurel & Hardy comedy film, "Thicker Than Water", Laurel appears to suddenly develop a morebid fascination with seeing da value of da grandfather clock increase, in dat he starts cluelessly shouting competing offers with Hardy.

by QuacksO April 19, 2022

Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.

My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.

by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.

When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.

by captainquirk October 20, 2009

fascinating

extremely interesting.

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.

by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016