fartado

When more than one person farts simultaneously. The farts then mix to create a tornado like, violently rotating column of synergetic stench.

Awww dude was that me or you?! ... Must have been a fartado.

by 1234qwer1234 May 22, 2013

Fart Nado

Spinning rapidly as you fart to disburse the fumes over a wider area.

Luke performed a fart nado to maximize his farts effect at the wedding.

by Strawberry floss June 5, 2014

fartmadougle

Filler word for things that trouble you and flick the mind! Kind of like a bleep word.

Dammit I left my keys in the car... FARTMADOUGLE

by Megocean June 9, 2018

Fatnado

Any fat person or animal that causes destruction.

My fat Siamese tore my living room apart! What a fatnado!

by Cakethief June 23, 2019

fartnade

A fartnade is when you fart in a small jar and quickly close the lid, you then tell someone you cant open the jar so they open it and inhale the fart.
You can also save the fartnade by putting the jar in either a fridge or freezer.

Lisa: "John can you open this jar for me."
John: "okay.... Aw shit lisa! That fartnade was lethal!" "It actually smells like you pooed in this jar!"

by Jam that donut in the door November 8, 2013

fartnagoo

1. noun - refers to Nathan Goslin, for he has the rankest and most fetid diarehea sauce excreting from the sphincter during times of rectal exretions or anal intercourse.
2. verb - the act of accidentally excreting fartnagoo out of ones rectal cavity.

1 - tried to fart, but filled my shorts with fartnagoo...

2 - Better be carful or I'll fartnagoo!

*need for term created after he fartnagooed on the bus home after school, resulting in the discover of fartnagoo in his boxers in the form of self-proclaimed skid-marks.

by BigHornTM November 20, 2010

Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.

Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.

by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018