fagmuffin

somebody who is a fag and a muffin at the samee timee.

joelle: hey that muffin looks fagtarded.
fab: why yes it does.
riss: zomg its fagmuffin.
all 3: woahhhhhh.

by fabsicles May 21, 2008

fitmuffin

A guy who got looks and body too good to be called just fit, but you can't mention him as a beefcake or people will tell you are delusional and say he is something in between, but won't give you a word either.

- Oh, I like that guy, he's fit.
- Him?! Fit?! He's a beefcake!

- Not so much either, dear, but he sure would go by as a fitmuffin. 💕

by HellhoundRex April 10, 2018

fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Fagmuffin

n: A very flamboyant male who makes homosexual references, inquires, body language.

Hey Bob, see Dick over there? He's a goddamn fagmuffin, let's go donkey punch him.

Damn fagmuffin.

by The Ù December 9, 2002

Fagmuffin

Someone who acts like a total queer. If you see someone you would classify a fagmuffin, initiate wordCode Rainbow/word.

Man, look at that fagmuffin, thank God I don't know him!

by Vigilante DB October 26, 2003

failmuffin

failmuffin is the best thing u can call ur friend... especially if they love the word "fail" and overuse it... but they are the bestest friends and they recognize ur true achievements

a pet name for some1 u think is cuter than a muffin with googly eyes but wold fail at being a muffin because they are too awesome and actively human-esque...

Elena: *says something dumb*
Me: FAIL!
Elena: oh right, ur my little failmuffin!
Me: huh?

Elena: *does an epic flip*
Maeve: ohhhh rite FAILMUFFIN!!! YAY not fail :) :) :)

Tom: awww ur my little failmuffin!
Katie: awwww thnx! ur my little epic-love

by the_original_failmuffin June 2, 2009

Fagmuffin

A cute person who treats you like crap, or doesn't have the time to talk to you.

"Oh gosh, Joe was online last night but he was totally ignoring me. Such a fagmuffin."

by SmartyPants1994 December 1, 2009