Factified

When someone tells you a fact after arguing for the wrong answer.

"Being scared of spiders is called having arachnophobia". Mason said.
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said

by mmcphee2403 April 29, 2019

fartificial

noun: a fake or false fart
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.

Three guys at a party, standing in the hallway. One goes in the bathroom and soon really loud fart-like sounds begin.
First guy looks at the second and says, "oh dude, he's..."
Second guy interrupts, "No man, fartificial."

or

Kate was so embarrassed when her Mom came to visit and Brad thought it'd be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.

by claudel November 10, 2009

Fartilized

When someone does so many smelly farts that the room is over powered my the miazma.

Toby has totally fartilized the room.

by Gailstar January 27, 2009

Fartification

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

artified

To produce something in a meaningful and creative way, thereby downplaying its original intent and bringing more light to its beautification.

"I thought my photo was good enough, but he took it into photoshop and artified it. That idiot!"

by benjaey August 14, 2006

Footified

To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.

I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.

Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.

I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

UB-Fortified

To become intoxicated by red wine. A reference to the song "Red Red Wine" by UB40.

"Dude, I'm feeling well UB-Fortified right about now."

by Downtown Betty October 12, 2005