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farticles

the particles of fart that remain in the atmosphere after a fart has been released
farticles : I walked into the mens room and someone had left a farticle cloud for me to walk into
by mopallica June 10, 2010
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farticles

the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart
person 1: i just farted
person 2: i know i can taste your farticles
by phoenixofdeth November 14, 2009
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farticle

(n.) - A newspaper article about a continuing news story that everyone is sick of.
"I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."
by PRwiz101 September 28, 2009
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Farticle

An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.
I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.
by Arianna Jeret July 9, 2013
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Farticles

the smelly particles of gas emitted from someone's butthole.
Quit crop dusting me, you're getting your farticles all over my food!
by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017
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farticle

far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.
"Farticles are not news."

"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."

"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."

"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)
by Vanna Bonta January 14, 2008
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Farticle

Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell.
An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.
by Rasputin the third August 12, 2005
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