fertense

its a mix of intense and fierce
yeahh you know you love it.

"dude omg, her ass was all, FERTENSE."

by sammie!! April 20, 2008

fapenese

The language of perverts the world over. It may also refer to someone who is a pervert or specifically to someone who is Japanese and obsessed with hentai.

Calvin: "Hey, do you know Satou-kun?"

Susie: "Ew. Isn't he that fapenese kid you keep telling me about?"

Calvin: "It's not his first language. I swear!"

by thisgalNyx December 28, 2010

Fakenese

a derogatory term for non-american language, typically used in a joking manner when someone speaks any other language than English.

tried ordering at a Columbian restaurant, all the employees were speaking some sorta Fakenese stuff.

by SpacialJewel November 17, 2019

Fartnesia

1. The act of everyone in the vicinity of an odour of anal origin (OOAO) denying culpability.

2. Smelling a fart in a room/area where one is alone; yet not remembering the sensation of passing any gas.

'Everyone denied that the smell originated with them. Someone must be suffering from Fartnesia!'

'I was in my room when a foul odour of ass gas came across me but I dont remember farting- is there a plate of cheese under my bed or do I have Fartnesia?'

by obiwanshinobistrikesback January 14, 2010

Fakenese

The typical language of fake people that lie.

"That used car salesman over there is lying about that beater again. Once again he is speaking Fakenese."

by AnotherAlias October 15, 2019

FARTINESE

To speak in tongue. To use words only you or few comprehend. Or to speak like Ozzy Osbourne.

1. I'm not speaking in FARTINESE.
2. Those kids nowadays really know their FARTINESE.
3. You talking FARTINESE?
4. Ok, I'm gonna use FARTINESE, so you will understand what I'm saying!

by Onecrzyhairball September 3, 2016

Fartness

The state of being extremely gassy.

would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.

by Bediss July 15, 2018