fartburn

Food that makes you fart or have farts that leave a burning sensation.

That jumbo beef burrito gave me fartburn.

by nephew96 July 21, 2011

fartbarf

It is when you fart out barf from when someone threw up inside your anal cavity while really tossing your salad deeply.

Linda threw up while tossing my salad, which caused me to fartbarf all over her face.

by Sinbadass December 15, 2011

Fartburn

The fecal residue left in one's underpants resulting from overindulgence of food and/or drink.

"Man, I ate me some good ole beans and it gave me the worst fartburn! My wife had to bleach my underwear twice just to get the stains out."

by XtremeJokes October 9, 2008

Fartburn

A heartburn variant, Having horrid, musty, hot farts and a tremendous heartburn simultaneously.

"Man, I was up all fucking night with horrible fartburn, I was painfully passing butt fumes, whilst having horrible hiatial hernia hairy heartburn"

by Opie78 June 3, 2018

Fartburn

When you fart and it burns your rectum

Dude the chilli gave me fartburn i cant sit down

by bandana darren February 17, 2019

fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

fartburn

when a fart is so strong that it "burns" the nose hair of those around you.

"Dude, you totally gave me fartburn with that one! Take your stinky self outside!"

by AlaskaFisherman July 11, 2009