fartish

fart fetish. To derive sexual pleasure from sniffing a partner's fart. Can be fatal if practiced with an uber-gassy partner in a small enclosure with limited air circulation.

1. My best friend died while playing fartish with that fat bitch!
2. At least he died doing something he loved to do

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartathon

Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.

Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.

by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010

fartshark

Fartshark

One who constantly feels the need to find the guilty party in a farting incident.Can trace farts like a shark goes after blood.

"I let one go but John busted my ass...fucking fartshark"

by JasonDM April 16, 2008

fartass

Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.

"Hey, John, how about you stop farting, you fartass."

by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003

fartshit

delicious orange cheese popcorn

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."

by joonerino August 21, 2008

fartastic

fart worthy; a situation so fantastic, it deserves a fart.

son: i won first place in hurdles!!
father: gee son, thats fartastic

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

fantashopping

1. The act of visiting an online store, and filling your virtual cart with many items that you'd love to own, but won't actually buy.

2. A combination of fantasizing and shopping

Even though I had no money, I went fantashopping at oldnavy.com and lusted after the items in my 'cart' before shutting down the window.

by broke shopaholic March 16, 2009