fartoid

the alien sound and pungent odor that comes from one's rear end when gas is released.

"Wow, what a fartoid! You stank so bad, and it sounded like a squeakin' machine gun."

by alfeef April 6, 2010

faranoia

a false sense of paranoia by someone who is acting higher than they are

After taking a hit from the 3 foot pipe, Alex claimed that the cops were outside but we knew it was faranoia

by da gmurph March 23, 2008