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Formality wash

A very quick hand wash (generally not involving soap) by a person who has just urinated in a public restroom, expressly to let others in the restroom see they haven't left without washing, when otherwise - had there been no one else in the restroom - they wouldn't bother
Restroom patron 1: "That guy barely got his hands wet at the sink, then walked out!"

Restroom patron 2: "Yeah, that's a formality wash"
by RUFKM? August 28, 2009
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Fakality

The reality of knowing that every one of your peers talks shit about you behind your back !
The fakality of my workplace is unbearable
by Sexylaurie10 July 15, 2010
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fartalito

Spanglish word for a small fart.
Jose: What is that smell ese?
Pancho: It's only a fartalito, homie.
by panchoypepe November 16, 2006
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Fartability

Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.
On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.
by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010
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fartility

The state or quality of producing, or capability of producing copious amounts of flatulence.
John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
by jks_ April 22, 2013
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Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(
by Sassygassy January 8, 2014
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Fatality

A dance move inspired by Mortal Kombat in which, while grinding, the partner in front drops it low and proceeds to slap the floor with open palms. Said partner is then free to slowly rise, with their hands remaining on the floor as long as possible.
“Oh, you’re the girls we were dancing with when I threw down a Fatality.”
“Yeah, we didn’t know guys pulled moves like that.”
by NatalieDePortia August 17, 2011
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