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farturnal 

one who farts during their sleep
i thought you were snoring last night. No i am just farturnal
farturnal by spotthedog December 25, 2017

Fartburger 

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.
Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

fartburger.com
Fartburger by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

fratburn 

A rash/burn developed at frat parties when a person is jammed between a wall and someone else's ass and the friction between the wall and himself causes a rash/burn.
"Dude, it was so packed in there and that girl with the huge badonkadonk was grindin' so hard up against me, I think I got fratburn."
fratburn by Jericho Piebald March 12, 2012

Fartburglar 

A person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.
you fartburglar!
Fartburglar by loupro8 August 22, 2008

Fart burn 

when you poop or fart and you butt hole burns. not like tempature, but like hot sauce on your tounge, or when you throw up and it goes up your nose. like that exept on your butthole.
guy 1: *FARRRRRTTT*
guy 2: EWW that was a wet one! wasnt it?!
guy 1: OWWWW MAJOR FART BURN!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: it feels like i just farted out jalapinos!
guy 2: omg...
Fart burn by Bubba2x4 February 15, 2009

Fartbarn 

Fartbarn. The rectal cavity, a place where farts are stored before being dispersed to the local atmosphere.
A large airy space that stinks of shit.
Shut it you fucking fartbarn.
Your missus has breath like a fartbarn.
Less of it you turdgobbling fartbarn.
Fuck staying in that hotel it's a proper fucking fartbarn.
Arse Shitty smell
Fartbarn by Fitz2815 February 22, 2017