fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

Fart Attack

(n). When someone farts a really big fart.

I was walking past my bathroom and it stank like crazy. I swear, someone must have had a fart attack in there.

by cafeeenovrlode May 7, 2009

fart attack

When you fart more than 5 times in a row and keep going.

Jim: Dude, i just had a fart attack in the bathroom

John: No wonder it smells

by wildboy500 March 3, 2010

fart attack

When you fart incontrolably while playing sports

"Damn dont pass to johnny when he gets the ball he has a fart attack"

by Jim00203 December 8, 2006

Fart Attack

Term used for hijacking a post on Facebook and discussing farts or fart related matter.

It's good fart weather. Would be a good fart attack line.

by chrisfarric December 7, 2010

counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.

She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.

by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021

fart attack

When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.

Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.

by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017