cooperative group fortification center the second

tf2

the scattergun wielding class from the popular first person shooter cooperative group fortification center the second who uses his high mobility and multiple jumps to flank and eliminate the enemy team, also known as the scout

by smexyfemboy February 17, 2021

fortification

Often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. Fortifiers ingest large amounts of asszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other assorted rear-end vegetables. Based on the controversial diet section of Corny V. Buttstache's sensationalizing book, "Brown Greens," it advocates the practice of slowing.

I always find myself in a state of fortification.

by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

fornification

two people who are not married to eachother or dating eachother having sexual relations.

jackass: dude, i slept with a prostitute last night...

jackass's friend: you fagass thats total fornification.

by bubbahspizzarks December 22, 2008

Fartification

A room filled with farts to a point where no one wants to enter from the outside. Mostly bedrooms in the morning.

"When I arrived at the party, the room was a fartification. I couldn't bear to go there and stayed in the kitchen instead."

by Arctica February 2, 2017

Fornification

The act of of simultaneously bolstering the structural defenses of one's fortress and having familiar relations with one or more persons of the opposite sex.

King Henry VIII can attribute his victory at the Battle of Tours to a modernized navy and frantic fornification leading up to and during the battle.

Fred's meticulous fornification was successful in preventing outsiders entrance to his castle but the population still increased by one less than a year later.

When mastered, the skill of fornification can be one's greatest asset.

by Catherine of Aragon January 1, 2010

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

fartification

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.

Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.

by QuacksO September 3, 2018