by Grand Preacher of Modern Days July 27, 2011
To engage in anal sex with a woman and then pull out and have her suck half your penis clean leaving the other half tinted brown with feces, much like that of a farmer's tan on your arm from wearing a t-shirt in the sun.
by Trickytrent3 July 25, 2008
When you leave a sheit on when in the son then later take it off, most of your arm is either burnt or tanned and the rest of your arm and boby is white.
After Jon took his shirt off to swim in the pool, he didn't understand why the girlz were laughing at him. He then looked at himself and found out why!
by for you to decide June 28, 2003
by gibby12 April 24, 2008
When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.
Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...
by Sharleen May 25, 2006
How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!
by sl3m4y March 30, 2010
When you shove your arm up past the elbow into the rectum of a slutty white girl, and when pulled out looks like a farmers tan. Most common in trailer parks.
by DJ. Farmer April 19, 2009