a tan that makes people think that you are a hard worker, like a farmer, but there is a very good chance that you are not.
Wow Sally, for being a caferteria lady and never going outside, you have a mighty fine farmer's tan!
by YouThinkIKnow? August 28, 2009
An alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice. Gets the name from the distinctive line by adding whiskey to the orange juice in the glass.
I didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so I ordered a Farmers Tan.
by JBuck December 03, 2013
When you leave a sheit on when in the son then later take it off, most of your arm is either burnt or tanned and the rest of your arm and boby is white.
After Jon took his shirt off to swim in the pool, he didn't understand why the girlz were laughing at him. He then looked at himself and found out why!
by for you to decide June 28, 2003
by gibby12 April 24, 2008
When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.
Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...
by Sharleen May 25, 2006
How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!
by sl3m4y March 30, 2010
When you shove your arm up past the elbow into the rectum of a slutty white girl, and when pulled out looks like a farmers tan. Most common in trailer parks.
by DJ. Farmer April 19, 2009