fapster

A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.

"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"

by Isunbbh May 21, 2017

fapster

someone who wanks (faps) a lot.

"dude your such a fapster, your floors are all dirty and the carpets are stained"

by fapFAPfap September 3, 2012

Fapster

A new Generation-Z definition of a man/boy who masturbates more than twice a day which is not normal.

Ayush.S: Woah look at that thick a** that girl has

Me: Fap off to that you bloody Fapster

by Agent Norton December 3, 2022

Fapstercake

To ice a cake, cupcake etc. with seamen by ejaculating onto the baked good of choice.

John fapstercaked the cupcakes after he baked them.

by Le noob August 13, 2012

Fapster

1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.

Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

faphero

It's a person who faps himself so often that the activity can be called heroic.

My roommate is a real faphero - i can hear he's fapping in the bathroom all day.

by faphero July 17, 2010

Fapster

A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

by Bacon_Lover September 25, 2011