Fapbidextrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands

“I caught Caleb jerking off with his left hand last night. Last time I caught him with his right hand. He must be fapbidextrous”

by Yolotrooper February 2, 2018

Fapstidextrous

The ability to jerk off with both hands, either at once or to switch off between hands. It's like being ambidextrous with your jerking off hands.

"Bro, I'm fapstidextrous. I can jerk off with both of my hands."

by overused_maymay February 27, 2019