fapoon

a combination of a fork and a spoon...

it's like a spork, but not...

I need a fapoon for my potato salad

by phanto friend July 27, 2018

fapoop

to sit on your toilet while tkaing a dump and jerkin off

i snuk in the bathroom and mulit tasked by fapooping, i jacked off and popped!

by gunitisa djklasjd June 28, 2007

fapoholic

Someone addicted to fapping, like an alcoholic is addicted to alcohol. Usually a lonely idiot who drives away his girl/boyfriend by favouring fapping over them.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?

Dude 2: He hasn't left his room in days. What's happened?

Dude 3: Jeff? He's a fapoholic.

Dudes 1+2: Oh right. Twat.

by MHWPJ November 6, 2011

fapoo

Fapping while Pooing.

I am gonna go to the washroom and take a fapoo real quick to relieve myself.

by Matt Novak July 19, 2017

Fapoon

Fapoon is a general word, much like blarg, to be used in place of interjections and other words. It is a combination of the words "Fap" and "Spoon", though it has nothing to do with either word.

Also spelled "Fupoon", "Fahpoon", or, rarest, "F'poon".

Tim; Josh, I just ate the best Macaroni and Cheese with my spork!

Josh; Was it Kraft?

Tim; No, it was Velveeta.

Josh; Oh. Fapoon.

by Hoshwa April 8, 2011

Falooha

Falooha is a mixture between the word slooha (for slut) and fag. This is a non offensive term that the gay community uses towards each other. It pretty much means a slutty fag.

That lesbian is such a Falooha.

by lizfaa November 20, 2010

Fapochino

Squeezing one out at Starbucks.

"The barista at the Starbucks was so hot I had to go into the bathroom for a quick fapochino."
"I work at Starbucks so I spend my breaks in the bathroom enjoying a fapochino."

by MasterMopho August 21, 2013