fagitated

Acting stupid or gay somewhat to a fag

Jade: Did you see kelsea and ember acting stupid last night?

Kendra: yeah, they're sooo fagitated!

by Ronnie Doich May 22, 2009

fapita

a fajita pita-also, known as a fajita on pita bread

Sean was eating a fajita and Courtney put it on pita bread. They shared a fapita.

by jlyons July 7, 2008

Faptation

The person or persons that rotate in your mind when you masturbate

Jane is so hot i m going to add her to my Faptation.

by Are ehm jay January 9, 2015

fapitalist

A person who loves capitalism so much, they become sexually aroused at the very thought of it, and immediately begin fapping.

“Ben Shapiro is so annoying, his political opinions make no sense”
“For real, he’s such a fapitalist it’s astounding”

by Bucky McBride December 10, 2020

Fagitate

To seriously mull something over; to descend deep into thought.

I must fagitate a little longer before I can produce a better example.

by Paynekiller September 15, 2009

Fapitalist

Dumb boys who love Elon Musk and trickle down economics.

I was gonna hook up with that guy last night, but turns out, he’s a fapitalist. Ew.

by Meandersteg March 2, 2022

fapital

(noun) on websites such as 4chan, when someone launches a thread, OP must dump images to bribe anons into responding/bumping. Usually this is in the form of porn.

OP-hey shoopfags, gimme secret torrents/ brazzer passwords.
-tits or gtfo
-didsomeonesayspidermanthread.jpg
-OP is nigger faggot
-SAUCE!!!
-contribootin mah private fapital
*OP delivers*

by pimpmastahanhduece December 13, 2012