Fapit

When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.

Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.

by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015

fapitalism

opposite of cummunism (definitely)

yo guys try out fapitalism

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 25, 2022

Fapitalism

An individual that jerks off about being a socialist whilst reaping the benefits of being a capitalist.

That Bernie Sanders sure is all about Fapitalism.

by anonymous July 19, 2023

Fapital Debt

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.

John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.

by virtual-fatality June 24, 2025