fapettizer

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction

I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out

by LeHoff November 13, 2013

fapening

A mass leak of masterbation materials of celebraties.

I jerked so hard at the fapening

by great9rejects September 1, 2014

falexic

1. Failing, applied to a grade or score

A 32 percent is a falexic grade

by 5'1"Racer September 17, 2004

fape

A portmanteau of "fap" and "vape"

Consequential masturbation of a man that is sexually abstinent due to using a vaporizer.

Gee, Caleb almost got laid last night, until he starting vaping in front that girl. Now he's going to go home and fape

by vapeescape January 30, 2017

Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

Facex

Facex is like sext (a mix of text and sex, meaning text sex) but instead uses the medium of Facebook for conversation.

Adam: Hey Sarah, wanna Facex?
Sarah: What's that?
Adam: It's like sexting, but on Facebook.
Sarah: Go on then.

by _Undefined February 21, 2011

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013