fapfidence

the feeling or belief that one can rely on someone or something to not reveal private fap material; firm trust that should not be broken between adults sharing fap material

Enrique, I showed you this in fapfidence ...I can not believe you showed this picture of smooth wooden spoons to everyone.

by Unsavorysauce December 14, 2020

Fapidextrous

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.

i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous

by Greenskulls September 5, 2011

Napcident

An accidental nap, usually in the mid afternoon, often lasting into the early evening hours and usually resulting in disorientation upon waking.

After a napcident, one may be confused about what day and time it is as well as where they are located.

"I'm so sorry I'm late, I'm on my way now - I had a napcident!"

by sdevlina January 28, 2012

fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate skillfully with both hands. When one hand is tired, the other hand may be used to continue just as effectively. It is also possible to create unique combinations using both hands.

Guy 1 - I was trying to fap last night, but my right hand got tired, so I had to stop.

Guy 2 - I don't have that problem; I'm fapidextrous. I can go as long as I want.

by JerkMcGerk April 27, 2011

Fapidextruous

Someone who can masturbate with both hands.

I can jerk off with my left and right hands. I'm fapidextruous!

by Oogles McGee February 25, 2009

Faxident

1. When you dial a wrong number, or some dials your line in error, and hear the screech of a fax machine attempting data transmission.
2. When your fax transmittal doesn't go through.

I just got an earful of fax noise. Must've been a faxident.

by LRK June 11, 2006

Capcident

When you mistakenly hit caps lock while texting/typing and everyone you're talking to thinks you're yelling at them.

Dave: HEY WHAT'S UP
Kelsey: Nothing, why you mad tho?
Dave: Oops, that was a capcident.

by sheezysteezy August 13, 2012