Fanny Pack

A gross invention of the 1970's in which one would store essential items like:

hand lotion, credit cards, make up, tampons, sunglasses, band-aids, keys, moist towelettes, a watch, mini-binoculars, polaroid instant film, hard candy, a compact, and, maybe, a rattle for your baby.

The items would be stored in a pouch that attached to the hips by long interlocking straps, or, in the most horrid circumstance, Velcro.

Tiffany: "Girl, can you hold my condoms in that fanny pack until after the roller coaster?"
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Sandy: "The strap on my fanny pack broke and all my heroin fell out in front of Pastor Thomas."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

fanny pack

"a pack used to hold items below the waist, can be confused with saggy boobs"

hey man, that's a sick fanny pack

by a word for the wise January 11, 2012

Fanny Pack

A group of girls. They usually go around looking for handsome guys to date and bang. They usually reside in the forms of cheerleaders, but they are not limited to cheerleaders. The opposite of a fanny pack is a cock flock.
See: Female Gangbang
Cheerleaders
Mistress
Cockflock
Gangbang
Male Slut
Chicks

Fanny pack

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

japanese fanny pack

When you are making love to a lady and she releases a bowel movement upon your abdomen.

Morgan was over last night and she gave me a stinky Japanese fanny pack after eating Ethiopian.

by Mierslush January 10, 2014

fanny pack

or butt pack

a small pack worn around the waist

Fanny packs were very popular in the 90s.

by Light Joker February 26, 2005

fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

fanny pack bod

A body that is so sexy it still looks good with a fanny pack on it

I'm gonna go work on my fanny pack bod.

"Damn I want some of that ass."
"Seriously?? That guy's wearing a fanny pack."
"So what? He's gotta fanny pack bod."

by Fawkes Meriwether January 18, 2017